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TRUE.
The reason for this web page was to launch an auxilliary page
for Under Authority Ministries. However, Dean feels that his tour of duty with Under Authority has come to an end. Sad? Naw,
just the nature of things...
Q: What other guitars and gear does Dean own and play?
A: Besides what is listed in INSTIGATING... Dean owns 'Mr. Bulbous'- a 1983 USA-
made Fender Strat Elite, a rare, souped- up version with special pickups, TBX and MDX boosts, on/off pickup switches and the
Free Flyte tremolo (Eric Clapton used one, as did Ty Tabor of Kings X ), and an Ibanez PF512 Acoustic 12- string guitar with
an AGI Acoustic Lace Sensor pickup. He owns several pieces of Zoom gear (incl. the 4040 damaged in the rain at a Roanoke VA
performance), several BOSS pedals, tuners, mic's, compressors and digital recording gear. Are you bored yet?
RUMOR: Dean's Strat Elite, Mr. Bulbous is named in honor of the Kings
X album PLEASE COME HOME... MR. BULBOUS .
100% TRUE. In fact, it was a Strat Elite that Kings X guitarist Ty Tabor used
on the early KX records, in concert and in music videos like "It's Love" and "Over My Head".
"Amazing Discovery, PAJAMANAUTS!"- Steve Bur ns, BLUES CLUES
Q: What gear has Dean played over the years with Under Authority?
A: If you check out INSTIGATING... you will find a brief (?) overview of Dean's
gear, from past to present, including what he used on the Under Authority album BLACK AND WHITE.
RUMOR: Dean used to be a television announcer for the FOX network.
FALSE,THOUGH FACT- BASED.
Dean was an announcer for a local origination cable access company for five years. It's the
other thing he's "famous" for.
Q: Is Dean the webmaster here?
A: Thanks to TRIPOD, yes. You ARE getting bored, aren't you?
RUMOR: Dean is actually Skanky Witchchoker of the seminal hillbilly glam/thrash band Coconut Brainwash.
NO ONE REALLY KNOWS!
Since no reports on the whereabouts of Skanky Pineapple Witchchoker II have filtered in recently
it has been presumed that he and partner in slime Willy-Bill Krabapple have returned to the banks of the Gauley River in Jodie
WV and vanished. However, in the time since the last Coconut Brainwash album was released (or did it escape?) Dean and Under
Authority have been all over the contiguous United States, thus fueling much controversy in this area.
Q: Has Dean sold his soul to The Devil at the crossroads of Chestnutburg
Road and Hopewell Road in ordor to gain fortune and fame?.
A: ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS, no matter what Greg Barney says happened that dark
and stormy night! (It was to Bigfoot, at Steve's Sonic Cesspool, for Twinkies and root beer!)
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